The (dreadful) Daily Mail - read religiously by the OH has published a list of 50 signs you are getting old. If I answer yes to more than half of them I might just do some ranting! Oh wait - that's #50!
So ... let's think about these!
1. Feeling stiff - umm, yes, unfortunately!
2. Groaning when you bend down - no, phew!
2. Groaning when you bend down - no, phew!
3. Saying "It wasn't like that when I was young" - no but I do say "when I started teaching" and "when I was in school"!
4. Saying "In my day" - see above.
5. Losing hair - no, thank god, I have a full head of hair; full, bouncy, wavy hair BUT (and here is my issue) graying hair! GRAY! Hate it! 12 yr older husband - gray? No! Annoyed by this - heck yes!
6. Not knowing any songs in the top ten - umm, wanders off to Google the UK top ten. I know 4/10. I don't think that's bad!
7. Getting hairy ears, eyebrows, nose, face etc. - no, phew (again)!
8. Hating noisy pubs - I've always hated noisy pubs ... don't you? I always hated smoky pubs even when I smoked - how much better are they now?? I don't dislike conversation or music or sport broadcasts but let me decide!
9. Talking a lot about joints and ailments - not yet but *reaches down to put on shoes* oooof! Possibly soon! :o(
10. Forgetting people's names - who are you?
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I have gotten sleepy after one glass of wine! Not all the time, but some times
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