Sunday, February 03, 2008

Unconscious mutterings #261

I say ... and you think ... ?

What women want :: Well, some days, it's a nice cup of tea and a bun ... or there's always eight massive gins and a shag!
Epidemic :: Influenza
Taxes :: 25% of my wages
Hello :: Who is it you're looking for?
Confidential :: For my eyes only.
Lights :: Camera, action - it's time for my close-up!
Summation :: Final total
Hard feelings :: Revenge due
Electric :: Fairy lights
Fresh start :: Somewhere warm, wet and sultry.


Ms Mac said...

Eight massive shags and a gin, please!

Anonymous said...

I quite like the idea of four of each too - 4 gins, 4 shags *walks away humming dreamily*