So, yes, still in France.
Crappy French Broadband is choosing it's moments to be broad and at all other times is being narrow in the extreme. I've rung Neuf and apparently it's all to do with the geography of the village and outdated French phone lines - ex-blinkin'-cuses!!
Simon went home on Sunday ... back in work on Monday morning - so he'll be as happy as, well as something that's REALLY, REALLY unhappy.
It's raining here right now - which is making the neighbours (farmers) tres heureuse but the rest of us a little soggy. And that's really about it ... off to eat birthday cake!