Wednesday, April 02, 2008

The female of the species is more deadly than the male

A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With super-human strength born of pure fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out of the back door, across the patio and into his shed; there she trapped his 'manhood' firmly in a vice which she secured. She removed the handle of the vice and picked up a hack saw from the work bench.

By this point her husband was terrified, and started screaming. "Stop! Stop!" he shouted, "you're not going to cut it off, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye put the saw in her husband's hand and calmly said "no, I'm going to set your shed on fire. You do whatever you have to do."


Fizzy said...

Where is your Head right now?!?!?!

Ms Mac said...

Uh-oh! Is Simon cowering in the corner somewhere?

As much as I love that song, I'm sure he's singing "the female of the species is more deadlier than the male" and it drives me insane!

Absolute Vanilla (& Atyllah) said...

Well, that was far more inventive and imaginative than just lopping it off!

andy said...

I'm sure it is "the female of the species is more deadly than the male"

That is a perfectly valid grammar thing. Isnt it?

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...


(And thanks muchly for the idea...we DO have a shed out back, should the need ever arise...;)

vulpix said...

Girl power, awesome! :)

Sockpuppet said...

lovin' it!!!