Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The diet to end all diets

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day:-

1 Grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup de-caf tea or coffee with skimmed milk
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup of wilted spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Jaffa cake
The rest of the Jaffa cakes from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
1 family size Supreme pizza
1 portion of spicy potato wedges - 1 of your 5 a day!
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
3 Snickers bars
1 whole Marks & Spencer cheesecake - eaten directly from the freezer
Sounds workable to me! You in?


Tammi said...

That sounds do-able...but I KNOW me...I wouldn't stick to it.But DARN I wanna lose about 20 pounds!!UUGH!
Just started a 2nd job,so after today went,I'll prolly lose it anyways.LOL

Tammi said...

Oh,wait...for stress I have a pill for that.haha

Le laquet said...

I do think Tammi that it's more likely to make you PUT ON 20lbs rather than lose it ;o)

teuchter said...

I've been doing this diet - but with the addition of half a pound of salted cashews and a large G&T before dinner.

Dammit. It must be the nuts which are preventing any weight loss ;)

CityGirl said...

This diet is severely lacking in veggies, don't you think?

I suggest adding a spinach pizza, a cauliflower curry and jelly beans.

andy said...

That isnt a diet, its a lifestyle :-)

Cassoulet Cafe said...

Oh, I'm in!!!!!!!!!!!!

boliyou said...

This is a diet I can get behind.

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