Unconscious mutterings #233

I say ... and you think ... ?

Deputy :: Head Teacher
Name :: Jo
Arrested :: Crime
Trade :: Union
Old :: Age - coming quick after 2 nights in a wet field in Northumberland!
Fingerprint :: Mark
Dwarf :: Red Dwarf ... no not that Red Dwarf, this Red Dwarf!!! Smeghead!
Newspaper :: The Guardian or The Independent
Gabriel :: Angel
Certificate :: Of merit.