Tuesday, February 17, 2009

10 warning signs that you may be addicted to Facebook

1. Facebook is your home page.
2. You update your status more than twice a day.
3. You have over 500 "friends" half of whom you've never actually met.
4. As soon as you step away from your computer you're on FB on your phone.
5. You are a FB stalker.


You qualify as a FB stalker if you
a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.
b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)
c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!

6. You change your profile picture more than a 12-year=old girl.
7. You have checked your FB page while reading this article.
8. You clean up your "wall" so it looks like you spend less time on FB.
9. You are a member of more than 10 groups and respond to every event invitation "attending" even if you have no intention of going.
10. You change your relationship status just to mess with people.

Simon informs me I should be looking for signs!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am clearly *NOT* addicted to Facebook. Twitter, however, is another story....

MaR said...

I am on the best way to addiction... maybe I should try Twitter :)

craziequeen said...

Yay! I am officially NOT addicted to Facebook! :-D

And I am steadfastly not Twittering!

cq

Unknown said...

I'm not quite addicted. But how is it we haven't Friended each other yet?

Le laquet said...

Lol @ Indigo - yeh well, we've had this twitt.

Mar don't try Twitter see Indigo above's answer.

I am not addicted either CQ it's my husbands low opinion of me - he's simply jealous because it's half term and he has to work.

Because I don't know your email boliyou? Could be one reason at least?