I am the "teacher-in-charge" of the lunch halls at lunch time, I use this phrase with a bucket of salt because everyone actually knows that the kids are in charge dont they? Anyway back to my tale of woe ... at 12.50 today I was in my classroom putting up a display when blood curdling screams came from the lunch hall ...
"Help, help, help me!"
I ran for it, were the hoards of Genghis Khan attacking? Was there a tyrannosarus rex in the library?
No ... and this is where you should turn away if you are slightly squeamish ... a little boy in year 1 (that's either 5 or 6 year old for the un-initiated) had been boasting to his friends that he could wee up the wall at the urinals!! What is it with "men" and their willies? However mid exhibition, he had pulled his foreskin back too far and it wouldn't return! WTF???? He came rushing out of the toilet screaming and we had to call an ambulance because after all what could we do to help!?! *shakes head in disbelief*
My next job will be at an all girl's school!
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
A cautionary tale! Look away if you are squeamish!
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I've never heard of that happening before...but then I don't have a willy to play with (in any shape or form lol), so don't know about that side of things. Mind you, I do have two boys and have never had that happen...yet. lol
It didn't actually make me wince (does that make me a bad person?) but I'd say it will cause some squirming and wincing from the men...mind you, some of the men in this world deserve to feel a bit of pain at times anyway! lol
ouch!! poor lad :-((
I am having fun imagining the phone call for the ambulance though....
:-)
cq
I haven't seen a man who still has his foreskin, they have all been circumcised... so have no idea how to make them squeal,... with delight or otherwise...lol
don't you just love teaching? what we really have to deal with has nothing to do with our real job of teaching.
I want to laugh at what your face must have been like, trying to sort out ambulances etc. But I am not laughing for the poor boy, I bet he won't do that in a hurry again!!!
haha, poor thing. And ew. Boys will be boys!
Lmao. Such trauma at such a young age...the kid, not you. Lol.
That made me laugh out loud. Nice post!
OMG!
I feel bad for the poor boy,but I feel worse for laughing about it!! (my bad!)
What a day!
T.
LOL teach him for showing off. But.... how can the foreskin get stuck?!!! And of course, us adults are not allowed to touch in case we are accused of something wrong. Thanks for the update that young chappie is OK!
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