Monday, April 17, 2006

Do you speak European?

A virile, young Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract the attention of a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So ... you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "no."

Surprised, the young man reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion.

The rooting ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he asks,"you finish?"

And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "no."

Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches for the woman yet again using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together, screaming, bucking, clawing, and ripping the bed sheets.

The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "you finish?"

Barely able to speak, she turns and whispers in his ear,- "No, I Norwegian!"


See, that just made me snigger!


Lisa said...

lol and me...enjoyed the laugh, thanks!

Aims said...

Ha ha! That's a good one!

doris said...

Ha-ha! Very good :-)

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Oooo...I liked that one! :)

Fizzy said...


Bennu said...

that's great... lmao