Friday, December 02, 2005

FAO Technical Support

Dear Tech Support

Earlier on this year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in any Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Motor Sport 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

Only joking Simon!!

8 comments:

Walker said...

Have you tried Baby Doll 6.0 and Not Getting Any 1.0 right after lol

Fizzy said...

Dear Desperate,
I can sympathise with your plight, I am in similar situation with Husband 1.0.
I tried to run a defrag and system cleanup but programme housework 6.0 and washing basket 2.0 do not seem to be compatable.

Our system is now being over run with certain viruses; watch out for Rugby League 5.0 (far more deadlier) and the many childish gaming viruses that can not be controlled by net nanny.

There is a new programme about to be released on to the market in the new year that will help restore the applications that you so greatly miss from when you were operating in boyfriend mode. If you start preparing your system for it now by the time it is released on February 14th your system will be ready to install the Valentine programme

Good luck
Tech Support

Le laquet said...

Walker ~ no and a new virus has been located in the house today :: a Trojan Stinkin' socks Worm that Norton is having no luck with!

Tech Support ~ thanks for the excellent news, I am planning to install Champagne and romance version 1.0 in time for New Year's eve but I am thrilled to hear that a more robust fix will be available by February!!

Lisa said...

It's best that you stick with Boyfriend 5.0 and drag and drop Husband 1.0 straight to the trashcan.

Life can be difficult enough without having to go through it without the flower and jewellery applications!

Bennu said...

Hmmm, maybe it is a good thing i don't have Boyfriend 5.0 or Husband 1.0 much less Husband 3.0, good luck finding software for your technical difficulties. I am thinking of giving up technology altogether.


yrcbe- not a word

Cool Dad said...

I think walker is right on with the Baby Doll 6.0. I also find that when my wife has a problem with Husband 1.0 it often can be resolved with Homecooking 2.5 or Greens Fees 18.0. Fight fire with fire, Jo.

Le laquet said...

Mr Jones ~ if you mention Green fees 18.0 to my husband I will kidnap the sea-cow personally!

Lesley said...

I haven't upgraded, yet I am already experiencing all the bugs you report with the new version. Strange.