An A to Z of right here and now!

A is for :: Anxiety; Simon has started a new job ... January 4th in fact was his first day! But how do I keep him in work?
B is for :: Bath; I can't have one this morning because between today and yesterday the plug has gone!?! WTF? How? Where? Do you have it?
C is for :: Cold; brr ... snow or rain tonight? Not sure! Rain it is people! Bouncing off my car roof as I type. Typically welsh weather in fact ... it's just that I'm in England!
D is for :: Dad's birthday; in less than *counts madly* 2 weeks, 2 weeks yesterday in fact ... he'll be 70 ~ and he'll be in Spain sunning himself so I wont get to enjoy the party! And what can I get him as a present?
E is for :: English; having dreadful problems speaking it correctly this week ... combination of tiredness and PMT have rendered the connection between my tongue and my brain defunct.
F is for :: Fish pie; it's 6.23 am and I am so craving some real fish pie.
G is for :: Google; how would I manage without it?
H is for :: Home; list of jobs to do at home next week includes tidying my tip of an office. You'd be ashamed of me!
I is for :: Ice-cream; how bad would life be without the odd bowl of Ben & Jerry's? Or frozen yoghurt for that matter? It keeps my faith in human nature going!
J is for :: Jo; enjoying the fact that next week is a week off!
K is for :: Kev; having dinner tonight with him and Suzanne in Wimbledon!
L is for :: Lisa; who I want desperately to phone for a chat but the whole logistical nightmare of working out what time it is in NZ and if she'll be awake or if I'm interrupting mealtimes /getting ready for work time is terryifying me! Hi Lisa! Don't panic ... I rang on Monday night! We had a lovely long chat which started with her saying "did you mean to ring me?" Me ~ of course!
M is for :: Mum; panicking about her holiday ... what clothes will I wear it'll be warm in the day and cold in the evening. *snarls* You better take a good selcetion on your holiday then! Followed by immeadiate pangs of guilt ~ see E is for :: English above.
N is for :: New Zealand; I have this wondeful screen saver at the moment that has inspired me to start a new savings account for a holiday! Direct Debit set-up and ready to go ... I am going to book a holiday! I am!
O is for :: old; question from one of our littlies yesterday to one of the male teacher's in school "Mr C, are you Mr D's dad?" Mr C is 2 years older than Mr D and nearly hit the floor in shock!
P is for :: Pickle; another kick-off in class last Thursday, he tried to destroy some art-work completed by other children so that he could get past me and out of the classroom door! And then he wrecked the deputy head's office! Then he gave me a black-eye! And he's 5! Come-on guys, what would you be thinking if he was yours?
Q is for :: Question of the day ~ some of them make me hoot with laughter. Some of them I can't answer because "American" really is a different language from English! Keep it up Indigo!
R is for :: rollocking; 2 of our sensible year 5 boys drew circles on computer monitors yesterday with magenets! They certainly had a rollocking ... 3 monitors royally #$*£ed! Ideas how to solve the problem anyone?
S is for :: Sleep; see T is for :: Tired could do with another 3 hours or so.
T is for :: Tired; but it's half term on Friday ... 2 more get-ups!
U is for :: underwear; I was in Tescos on Monday evening and there were a pair of knickers in the middle of the aisle. Someone didn't shake the trousers as they came out of the tumble dryer ... did they? I laughed and laughed and then laughed some more!
V is for :: vanity; people think that all these potions and creams and micro~dermabrasion and exfoliation and eyebrow waxing are going to make a difference? Is it too late for me to start?
W is for :: Whiteboards; only 5 more installations to go! Whoop! Btw Prydwen, they're Smartboards.
X is for :: eXceedingly good cakes; Leah an American friend of mine has just discovered Mr Kipling's French Fancies! She is SO hooked!
Y is for :: yellow; bedroom decoration starts tomorrow, well actually bedroom stripping first. Stop it, get your mind out of the gutter not that kind. No never mind! I think we might go yellow in the bedroom.
Z is for :: Zoo; Port Lympne have got a new baby rhino ~ made me "awww!" on the way to work yesterday!