Saturday, January 21, 2006

A bit of a ho-ho-007

The ever so confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch.. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.

"The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers ..."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"

Bond raises one eyebrow, taps his watch and says, "bloody thing is an hour fast ..."

I'd have fallen for it from either or these two?


ribbiticus said...

yup, pierce brosnan is dashing! had a crush on him when he was remington steele...:)

michele sent me.

Ms Mac said...

Oh yeah! Either of those two could use that ine on me and the watch would only need to be 5 minutes fast!


Walker said...

Ha Ha Ha love the joke, where do I get the watch LOL

Fi said...

Sean (in his hey-day) was rather gorgeous, but I hafta say it would be Pierce and his watch that would work for me ;)

Bennu said...

That was great... yes, somehow when I read this, it was Sean Connery's voice I heard.