Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Because I have nothing else to blog about ... a joke for you!

Why women should avoid a girls night out after they are married!......... [or cohabiting!!!]

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why he said, "well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, oh shit cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."


Atyllah said...


Andy said...

hehe thats so funny, I've been there too! lol

Walker said...

ok that was funny, I got to get a cuckoo clock if I get married

Happy Valentines Day Jo

Anonymous said...

I love it.

Anonymous said...

definitely time for a new clock, but i'd hang onto that husband of yours:)