Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Stolen ... well I have been on the straight and narrow for a while now!

And whilst we're at it, if I have permission to steal it, does that make it a theft? Stolen with permission from the lovely AEWIAML, who in turn choose to steal it from the Peanut Queen ... see at leasy I didn't steal from royalty. You end up in the tower if you do that!


Tower of London

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Actually, one of my nursery nurses, who keeps saying things like "we used to blah, blah, blah and the that worked really well. Maybe you should try that next time." So tell me before I f&*k up then! Not after the fact you cowbag.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Chris Rea. Because he just stands there when he performs and there's no animation, not even on his face. Not a twitch of a toe. Not a wobble of a shoulder. Nothing! Nada! Rien! And maybe Chris de Burgh to, just for Lady in Red.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Actually and I don't say this lightly, Sharon Osborne, for choosing the awful Dione over Jonathan in the X factor on Saturday. What do you mean sad addict?

4. What is your favorite cheese? Either St Agur or Cabecou ... can't decide between the 2 of them. Or perhaps a Ossau-Iraty from the Basque region ~ delicious :o)

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? I have simple sandwich tastes, a really good BLT with a little low fat mayo; juicy tomatoes sprinkled with Maldon salt, crispy lettuce, smoky sweetcure bacon ... on artisan bread!

hugh_jackman

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. Hugh Jackman of course, did you really need to ask?

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? Well obviously neither of the Chris monsters because, well just because you wouldn't! Seal please.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? Can we make it £100 please? Lunch with Ruth, Kev and Su.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? New Zealand, via Fiji.

10. Upon arrival at the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? Buy a couple of bottles of wine to share with a Kiwi or two!

7 comments:

MaR said...

Did you have to remind me of Chris de Burgh this early in the morning?? he he, at least you have an eyecandy to counteract the first horror vision.
Lovely destination!

An Extraordinary woman in a mediocre life said...

mmmmmmmm hugh.... mmmmmmmmm

;)

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Ms Mac said...

We love that St Agur cheese in this house!

Le laquet said...

Oh Stella, nice salad for a summer evening .... baby spinach leaves (or other greenery), chucks of St AGur, chunks of juicy melon and a few chopped walnuts scattered throughout! Yum!!

Unknown said...

Yes, please flip that switch and remove the singer of Lady in Red - offensive, offensive, offensive.
Er... no offense intended...

Fizzy said...

Just had a chees and bread night here... of course home made bread (granary) (made sundried tomato bread for lunch)

Lady in red...... yuk yuk yuk

You are admitting you are an x-factor addict?

Ham tomato and mayo on grannary bread. Did I mention I made grannary bread ?

Anonymous said...

Ooh, love me some St Agur too!

Jo, when you come to visit us Kiwis with those bottles of wine I will have to introduce you to Kapiti Kikorangi Creamy Blue. Divine!

The Lady in Reeeeeed...
Is dancing with meeeeee...

Cheek to cheeeeek...

Nobody here...

Why could that beeee...