In homage to the Barenaked Ladies

If you don't own anything by the BNLs...... go out and buy something!! If you do own this album, please join in!!

Singing "If I had a $1,000,000 ...... if I had a $1,000,000
Well I'd buy you a _____________!"

Simon - that bungalow next to the "Gary Player" golf course, close to the Kruger National Park and some new clubs!
Mum & Dad - A brand new Combi Camp Trailer Tent of you very own!
Andrew & Sharon - a bedroom for each of your sons ..... oh, and another one for you two too! [Say that quickly whilst drunk why don't you!]
Kev - a place to call your own (without him up stairs) in Brighton
Simone & Steve - a place in the sun - probably in the Lot
Ruth & Ian - A castle in Scotland
Jo & Georges - a finca in Asturias
Diane - cats and musical instruments!
Mandy - Banrock Station ...... the company?
Rummy - a Mini Cooper convertible, in any colour you want!

Katya - a castle for you too!!

By which time I'd be skint!