Sorry, can't wait until Friday ... made me laugh too much!
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"Anal glaucoms" splutters her boss. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my arse coming into work today!"
~ I on the other hand am feeling fabulous ~ whoop! :o)
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
A Friday joke à la Walker!
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Morning LOL, I know quite a few people with anal glaucoma. Especially first thing in the morning when they won't get thier said Butt out of bed.
Have a good day
That's along the lines of me calling in well.
Hello boss! I feel so good today that I don't want to arse it up by coming into work.
Fizzy ~ anyone in particular?
Pete ~ yes, today was one of those days ... tomorrow doesn't look good either!
Hehee! Thanks for the laugh, Jo. I was in a grump after talking to my ISPN about money and bad service and having to ring up every week to chase them up about it.
Now I feel much better :)
PS Joke for you.
Did you hear about the zoo that only has one animal, a dog?
Yeah, it was a schitzu.
Boom boom!
LOVE this joke! I will tell it to someone very very soon and give you credit! Thanks for the nice laugh today!
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