Wednesday, November 09, 2005

A Friday joke à la Walker!

Sorry, can't wait until Friday ... made me laugh too much!

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"Anal glaucoms" splutters her boss. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my arse coming into work today!"

~ I on the other hand am feeling fabulous ~ whoop! :o)

5 comments:

Fizzy said...

Morning LOL, I know quite a few people with anal glaucoma. Especially first thing in the morning when they won't get thier said Butt out of bed.

Have a good day

Rainypete said...

That's along the lines of me calling in well.

Hello boss! I feel so good today that I don't want to arse it up by coming into work.

Le laquet said...

Fizzy ~ anyone in particular?

Pete ~ yes, today was one of those days ... tomorrow doesn't look good either!

Anonymous said...

Hehee! Thanks for the laugh, Jo. I was in a grump after talking to my ISPN about money and bad service and having to ring up every week to chase them up about it.

Now I feel much better :)

PS Joke for you.

Did you hear about the zoo that only has one animal, a dog?

Yeah, it was a schitzu.

Boom boom!

OldLady Of The Hills said...

LOVE this joke! I will tell it to someone very very soon and give you credit! Thanks for the nice laugh today!