Thursday, May 12, 2005

A busy week!

It's been a busy week with little/no time to blog!! Wanted to work here at lunchtime yesterday but the Internet is down at school - cheers BT! But I feel I have to share this little gem with you this morning!!

My mother has just told me that on her last visit to Swansea and on the advice/for a neighbour in France she visited her local Boots to purchase some eye cream! [The same neighbour also uses haemorrhoid cream on her eyes - lets not go there Mum!!] She sauntered in to their Llansamlet store, up to the counter and [in her own words] put on her "posh" voice and said

Mother - Excuse-me, do you stock the Boots Bionics range? I'd like some eye cream!
Shop Assistant - Pardon? Madam I think you mean the Botanics range!
My mother has the world's first bionic eyelids..... she can stop speeding bullets, push over palm trees, vault walls and catch arch-criminals with her face!! [I remember Lindsay wagner doing it!]

update - no photos of crepe papered car yet!

3 comments:

Katya said...

ha ha ha thats ace...i can see her rushing out and finding another boots store...

what is T.O.G dom btw...???

Ms Mac said...

Ooooh... only 2 sleeps to go! I'm getting all excited for you!

Le laquet said...

Katya - T.O.G.-dom (Terry's Old Girls/Guys- Radio 2, Breakfast Show .... she eats out of date food too!

ms.mac - yes, over the top excitement has hit Kent, came home tonight in a "crepe-papered car!" Post in the morning to tell all!

Thanks both - Jo xx