Thursday, May 05, 2005

If I could be ......

COOL - passed the stick by Katya, I choose 5 of the sentence beginnings below to write about i.e. finish the sentences!! [The kids in my class would remind me that I need capital letters and full stops for sentences .... and if I could use the words "arse" and "shite" in class I'd call them smart-arse gobshites!] I then come up with 5 new beginnings to add to the list and pass it on .... hopefully to someone (well I try to find 3 someones) who hasn't/haven't already had/seen/done it!! So here we go -

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician... it would be for my own enjoyment. I would just love to play the piano and the flute. I admire people who can make music - it brings people together regardless of language barriers!
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...

If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate... I'd swashbuckle my way around the Indian Ocean, [dressed appropriately for a "Rubenesque" pirate in floaty skirts, boots and cleavage flashing tops] stopping to sunbathe on tropical islands and trading spices and rum in Zanzibar! I'd try to stay away from tiger sharks around the mouth of the Zambezi but I'd call into ports to fritter away my gold on cocktails and hot loose men!
If I could be a service member...
If I could be a business owner... I'd own a campsite in the south of France near the Atlantic Ocean and sit and listen to the cicada's in the evening and wander around admiring the sunsets, cutting the grass, re-potting geraniums, serving pastis and cooking moules marinieres! Because I would of course have someone else to do the really shitty jobs - like cleaning the loos/showers, serving in the supermarket and cleaning the pool!
If I could be an actor...

If I could be a porn star...
If I could be a taxi driver...
If I could be a rich girl... I would use my money to eradicate suffering by children in Southern Africa (well I'd start there!) I am of course talking really rich - in this fantasy I am the only child of Bill Gates and Donald Trump is my god-father (in a non-Sicilian kind of way). Children in Southern Africa need the money, they need our help! BUMP! Sorry that was me climbing down off the soap box
If I could be a witch...
If I could be a racer...
If I could be an agent...
If I could be a video game designer...
If I could be a comic book artist...
If I coul be a hooker...
If I could be a priest...
If I could be a fighter pilot...
If I could be a homeless person...

If I could be an astronaut...
If I could be a child again...
If I could be invincible...
If I could be a superhero... I'd be "super tasty savoury morsel" Girl! I'd fly around the world dolling out delicious mouthfuls of food that would be so tasty people would stop fighting to moan with pleasure & discuss how good they were. My Thai chicken vol-au-vents would have halted the Gulf War and my asparagus and prosciutto bundles with a balsamic glaze would have made short work of Mogadishu! And of course all of the tasty savoury morsels would have been calorie free in fact weight reducing :o)
If I could be a man/woman for the day...

And my additions are -

If I could be on the cast of Charmed...
If I could be an inventor...
If I could be an ice-cream salesman/woman...
If I could be an animal trainer...
If I could be a wandering minstrel...

And I am passing it on to Havoc, AEWIAML & Kiwi Fruit in the hope they haven't already had it & don't mind getting it & if they don't want to do it they don't feel waves of Catholic guilt &/or hate me for ever!! Have fun ladies!!

p.s. If I could be a hooker... I'd be Fifi LaRouche - I'd be blonde, bosomy (yes, ok I know I'm already in character!) I'd be expensive and I'd be able to suck start a Harley ...... & no, my mother will not be reading this :o)

5 comments:

Katya said...

ha ha ha (suck start a harley)you did this quick...!!! - great answers...

:0)

Katya said...

and ooh thai chicken vol au vonts...you can come and dole them out any time you want...lol

:0) yum

Walker said...

Oh... those were good. I like the super hero name. lol

Fi said...

Stick received (and don't tempt me with Bluewater; I had to move away to stop my addiction) - and I'll post mine next week!

Ms Mac said...

If I could be a hooker, I'd be the Julia Roberts one who married her Prince Charming. Because we know that happens all the time!


Good Soap Box answer, by the way!