Friday, May 13, 2005

Turds!

Passed to me by Katya - something I had to ruminate over!

The preceeding verses are ....

Turd in a punch bowl
Gleaming so invitingly
Turd in a punch bowl
No wonder all this shit is free
Turd in a punch bowl
Floating proud like a ship at sea
Turd in a punch bowl
I'll just have water, thank you very kindly.
Turd in a punchbowl
I didn't put it there
Turd in a punchbowl
I'd rather eat a hair
Turd in a punchbowl
Looks like a Baby Ruth
Turd in a punchbowl
Ain't drinkin' till there's proof!
Turd in a punch bowl
Happy as can be
Turd in a punch bowl
Why you all looking at me
And my ponderings .....
Turd in the punchbowl
Floating round at supper time
Turd in the punchbowl
Oh shit …… does this thing have to rhyme?

Turd in the punchbowl
Floating down the alley way
Turd in the punchbowl
Wave to it on it’s way.

Turd in the punchbowl
What to drink at the BBQ!
Turd in the punchbowl
Still there when you flushed the loo?

Turd in the punchbowl
Not too long ‘til the wedding day!
Turd in the punchbowl
You could all come if you weren’t so far away!!!
I am passing to ...... Rainhavoc, (because you didn't do the last one) and ms.mac (because you make me laugh - and in my experience, with 4 men in the house you must know plenty about floating poo!)

2 comments:

Katya said...

just brilliant...and three verses...lol

:0)

Ms Mac said...

Working on it!