Snack time! Or, how to drink a cup of tea through a penguin!

All of you who are now reading this post because you think it might contain some pervy "bestiality bits" (drinking a cup of tea through a penguin) turn away now, I mean a

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So, now the perverts have left (yeh right!) and only the seriously sweet-toothed remain, if you have 5 minutes and fancy a "tasty treat" try this "how to!"

1. Prepare your hot beverage of choice. (Mine - white tea, 1 sugar)
2. Nibble the chocolate layer off the top (short end of the rectangle) of your penguin biscuit. Repeat for the bottom of your biscuit!
3. Place the bottom of said penguin in your hot beverage of choice and top in your mouth.
4. Suck!
5. Harder!
6. Eventually (..... unfortunately I cannot give a timescale as it depends on the individuals ability to "start motor bikes" .... just call me Fifi) the hot beverage of choice will travel up through your biscuit and arrive tasting slightly of chocolate in your mouth!
7. The best bit - the finalé - by the end of your cup/mug of hot beverage the biscuit is molten inside and dissolves on your tongue into a gooey mess of chocolate, biscuit and chocolate cream filling!
8. Go on! Go on! Go on!